TopCo Penthouse POP-A-Pussy

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Every toy is different. Sometimes you don’t get the most physical stimulation, but curiosity for the unique and different can fuel a fun adventure. Moving forward purely by what you can see on the package, or pictures online, you make a purchase. You test it out, perhaps it is encouraging, perhaps it is dreadful. In the end, the experience was worth the time and money but it was only that; An experience. However, at some point, you will find yourself just wanting to get off with the most pleasurable orgasm that you can. For me, the time came when I wanted more. I did not want something discreet (though, I didn’t want to buy something huge) and I wanted something that was tight, offered stimulation and was direct with it’s intentions. I wanted to skip the gimmick and get straight to the point.

I went to a local adult store with a direct motive, to find a product with a small opening. This seems easy enough, or something that would be an obvious design feature for every toy. However, I believe, most companies intend their TPE toys to be reused (obviously I am not a proponent for this) and they design their toys with larger openings to allow airflow for drying. I also believe that the openings are larger to accommodate users with bigger penises that may otherwise tear the product during the first use or multiple uses.

This story would be short and pointless if I did not find a toy with a tight opening, so let me get to it. The TopCo Penthouse POP-A-Pussy sat on display towards the bottom of the masturbator/receptive toy section. The display was a black cardboard with an array of female porn stars who were all sporting seductive lingerie. It became apparent that each porn star on display also had a product that was molded from their respective groins and loins. If you are a huge fan of particular models, then perhaps this is ideal for you. I couldn’t care less personally, but the insertion end was featured via a see-through top. It was apparent that this toy had what I was looking for. The opening is the size of, if not smaller than, a pencil.

I am going to call the container a can, but it’s really a plastic cylinder with a top. The outside was wrapped in a black plastic wrap that completely peels off in order to open it. You are left with a clear plastic tube with no writing, no markings. Not very discreet at all. The product is inside, snug and tight. It completely fills out the container and doesn’t leave much room for movement. As was said above, you can see the opening, the molded pussy, before the product is even removed. The business end has pink paint over the clitoral hood and down to where the perineum would start. The entire area has small wrinkles and pores from being an actual molding, and looks very realistic. It is visually appealing, but further proof that it is a one-time product. The actual “body” of the stroker has 4 indents where the fingers would go in order to assist grip. On the top, the opposite side to the indents, is the word Penthouse in bold letters. The vent hole on the opposite end is larger and you’re able to sneak a finger in and feel the ridges inside. They’re rather pronounced and offer some resistance to pressure.

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The product doesn’t smell bad, and didn’t come feeling tacky or gross. The container is rigid enough and didn’t exhibit any damages. It also feels relative well protected against moisture, weather, elements, demons, etc. I wouldn’t go as far as recommending this for a child’s science fair project. I don’t think that inserting an egg in the orifice and dropping it off a building would protect the egg, but I have been wrong before. (New testing method? Hmmmm)

The product itself did have small pieces of material on it, like remnants of the molding process that was left on it. I’m assuming this is a by-product of the very detailed mold.

It is actually tight, which was no surprise. It was difficult to slide into after lubrication since everything wanted to go the path of least resistance. Once in, it was great. The product was straight forward without any complications to use. One thing that I noticed however, is that most of the pink paint came off during use. The “walls” or the actual point for gripping wasn’t too thick, and any attempts at making a tighter hold were successful. For the sake of review I actually put the product back in the plastic cylinder and used it to keep the product tight. It was successful, too successful, as it did not allow airflow and created a vacuum that made it very difficult to advance the penis.

Overall, I liked this product. It offered more pleasure, which was what I was looking for. It didn’t have that “wow” factor that I have desired, but it definitely offered more than other toys as far as sensation goes. It lost some points for the pink paint coming off and for the little pieces of random TPE. It also lost points due to lack of discretion. In the end, this toy earned an 8. It offers a tighter experience, which in the end is a bit different and very pleasurable.

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